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Interdimensional Embryonic Assault Squad (EP)

by Vault

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1.
Portals into another dimension which has never been seen before Organisms of foreign origin Interdimensional Assault Squad engaging Human forms estranged Not meant to survive these conditions Below zero, freezing Caught and entangled in its web, no escape Countless cords connecting to my body Surrounded by organic matter and blood Umbilical reunion Manifesting my thoughts, giving birth to what's devoid of innocence All sanity lost Lost in time and space Grunting and weezing, agonal breathing Parasitic relationship And nothing will take me back now Trapped, my existence reduced to a vegetative state I have no mouth and I must scream
2.
All along I knew this wasn't right Emasculate the population with the kawaii craze Everything's pink, everything's cute But you aren't, neckbeard "Otaku", socially retarded nerd You haven't seen the opposite gender outside of your screen for weeks Infamous with cosplayers in your area They can smell you from miles away You make it known That you're a devout whiteknight and nice guy Last time you harassed someone You found out it was a guy Homophobia kicked in And he kicked you in the balls Serves you right Impotent for life Another kind of blue balls Thank fuck you'll never give off your shitty genes
3.
Chop chop! And away it goes! Another trophy for my collection Wear it as a necklace People would never notice it was dicks Even before they dried up they were tiny She might look like she's 14, but she's 4000 years old! Can't take your excuses, just like your attitude You call yourself MAP, I call you dead Grab the nearest blunt object Beating a deadbeat to death, how fitting Satisfaction is the only thing I feel Your entire existence was worthless And your taste in anime wasn't even good Lost count of how many of you I've rid the world off Doesn't matter, the number has to go down to zero Still so much to do, so much baggage to offload The world's a better place without you, shitbags Age is just a number? Prison is just a room Love knows no boundaries? My fist doesn't, either Shape your face into a bloody pulp Your family won't recognize you Who am I kidding, you've already been disowned Burial denied, leave you for the vermin Even they don't want you
4.
No! I've been lied to This is not chocolate milk It's something else entirely Offputting stench Has me wrenching my gut Sick to my stomach Throwing up everything Vile conjunction Sick minds came up with this Disgusting Spit it out I've been looking forward to this Had a bad time and now it's just gotten worse My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined The madness of life Can't even have the little things Why does it have to be this way All satisfaction robbed from me Not even a glass of choccy milk is in it for me The corruption of dairy products has only just begun
5.
Knights of the coconut Set out to find the holy grail Foretold in ancient texts An artifact of immense worth Camelot, a silly place, their home Silly knights on a silly quest for a silly grail Some people think this snare drum sounds like a tincan, but it's intentional Just like banging coconuts together Knights gather around the table King Arthur himself Sir Bevedere the Wise Sir Lancelot the Brave Sir Galahad the Pure Sir Robin the Coward The white rabbit The black beast of Aaaaah The bridgekeeper Their great obstacles to overcome Even greater than the silly frenchmen with the silly accents Everything's so silly Everyone has their own grail to find And if you don't find it It doesn't matter, the journey's the destination I think I've had enough of all of this Maybe I should just go home and eat some nuts If you get what I'm saying Of course you do
6.
It's a dangerous galaxy You better bring your own towel Resistance is futile There is no escape from the giant vogon beaurocracy Arthur Dent is my name My house has been demolished And earth has given way to a hyperspace bypass Heart of Gold they call the ship we fly in But the guy who stole it certainly doesn't have one Magrathea, our destination Hyperdrive activated Outcome unclear But I have to press the button! It's red and shiny! The answer to life, the universe and everything? 42 Get greeted with a whale falling from the sky I've seen stranger things Earth has been rebuilt My house too But I won't stay here Another adventure: to the restaurant at the end of the universe

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HUGE thanks to everyone participating on this EP! It was a hell of a lot of fun and I hope you have just as much of it while listening to it. Cheers everyone!

Vocal features:
Larry Wang (THE BOSS)
Gabrielle Catana of Gangrenectomy
Qlippothic Oracle

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released January 25, 2022

Louis Simmer-Everything
Larry Wang-Vocals on Track 2, 3 and 4
Gabriele Catania of the mighty Gangrenectomy on vocals on Track 1
Qlippothic Oracle on vocals on Track 1

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