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Portals into another dimension which has never been seen before
Organisms of foreign origin
Interdimensional Assault Squad engaging
Human forms estranged
Not meant to survive these conditions
Below zero, freezing
Caught and entangled in its web, no escape
Countless cords connecting to my body
Surrounded by organic matter and blood
Umbilical reunion
Manifesting my thoughts, giving birth to what's devoid of innocence
All sanity lost
Lost in time and space
Grunting and weezing, agonal breathing
Parasitic relationship
And nothing will take me back now
Trapped, my existence reduced to a vegetative state
I have no mouth and I must scream
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All along I knew this wasn't right
Emasculate the population with the kawaii craze
Everything's pink, everything's cute
But you aren't, neckbeard
"Otaku", socially retarded nerd
You haven't seen the opposite gender outside of your screen for weeks
Infamous with cosplayers in your area
They can smell you from miles away
You make it known
That you're a devout whiteknight and nice guy
Last time you harassed someone
You found out it was a guy
Homophobia kicked in
And he kicked you in the balls
Serves you right
Impotent for life
Another kind of blue balls
Thank fuck you'll never give off your shitty genes
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Chop chop!
And away it goes!
Another trophy for my collection
Wear it as a necklace
People would never notice it was dicks
Even before they dried up they were tiny
She might look like she's 14, but she's 4000 years old!
Can't take your excuses, just like your attitude
You call yourself MAP, I call you dead
Grab the nearest blunt object
Beating a deadbeat to death, how fitting
Satisfaction is the only thing I feel
Your entire existence was worthless
And your taste in anime wasn't even good
Lost count of how many of you I've rid the world off
Doesn't matter, the number has to go down to zero
Still so much to do, so much baggage to offload
The world's a better place without you, shitbags
Age is just a number?
Prison is just a room
Love knows no boundaries?
My fist doesn't, either
Shape your face into a bloody pulp
Your family won't recognize you
Who am I kidding, you've already been disowned
Burial denied, leave you for the vermin
Even they don't want you
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No!
I've been lied to
This is not chocolate milk
It's something else entirely
Offputting stench
Has me wrenching my gut
Sick to my stomach
Throwing up everything
Vile conjunction
Sick minds came up with this
Disgusting
Spit it out
I've been looking forward to this
Had a bad time and now it's just gotten worse
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
The madness of life
Can't even have the little things
Why does it have to be this way
All satisfaction robbed from me
Not even a glass of choccy milk is in it for me
The corruption of dairy products has only just begun
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Knights of the coconut
Set out to find the holy grail
Foretold in ancient texts
An artifact of immense worth
Camelot, a silly place, their home
Silly knights on a silly quest for a silly grail
Some people think this snare drum sounds like a tincan, but it's intentional
Just like banging coconuts together
Knights gather around the table
King Arthur himself
Sir Bevedere the Wise
Sir Lancelot the Brave
Sir Galahad the Pure
Sir Robin the Coward
The white rabbit
The black beast of Aaaaah
The bridgekeeper
Their great obstacles to overcome
Even greater than the silly frenchmen with the silly accents
Everything's so silly
Everyone has their own grail to find
And if you don't find it
It doesn't matter, the journey's the destination
I think I've had enough of all of this
Maybe I should just go home and eat some nuts
If you get what I'm saying
Of course you do
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It's a dangerous galaxy
You better bring your own towel
Resistance is futile
There is no escape from the giant vogon beaurocracy
Arthur Dent is my name
My house has been demolished
And earth has given way to a hyperspace bypass
Heart of Gold they call the ship we fly in
But the guy who stole it certainly doesn't have one
Magrathea, our destination
Hyperdrive activated
Outcome unclear
But I have to press the button!
It's red and shiny!
The answer to life, the universe and everything?
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Get greeted with a whale falling from the sky
I've seen stranger things
Earth has been rebuilt
My house too
But I won't stay here
Another adventure: to the restaurant at the end of the universe
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HUGE thanks to everyone participating on this EP! It was a hell of a lot of fun and I hope you have just as much of it while listening to it. Cheers everyone!
Vocal features:
Larry Wang (THE BOSS)
Gabrielle Catana of Gangrenectomy
Qlippothic Oracle
released January 25, 2022
Louis Simmer-Everything
Larry Wang-Vocals on Track 2, 3 and 4
Gabriele Catania of the mighty Gangrenectomy on vocals on Track 1
Qlippothic Oracle on vocals on Track 1